Things You Can't Do In A London Park

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  • Use a pedal cycle under certain conditions (other than when it is parked).
  • Drive over 15 miles an hour.
  • Use a metal detector or any other device for finding stuff below the ground.1
  • Interfere with any plant or fungus.1
  • Have within your possession (if you’re a man) anything you’re going to sell.1
  • Climb a tree (or pretty much anything else).1
  • Play, or cause to be played, any musical instrument.1
  • Use any audio / visual projecting equipment, excluding quiet car radios, personal music players with headphones and hearing aids.
  • Fire a gun.
  • Be in Regent’s Park after 6.20 at the start of October.
  • Camp, erect, or cause to be erected any tent.
  • Wash your clothes.
  • Beg
  • Give a speech outside Speakers Corner.
  • Take photos for use commercially or for an activity carried out by a group of people.
  • Feed or touch any Deer or Pelicans.
  • Land a helicopter, except in emergency

Things you can do

  • Skate on ice2

1 Can be done with written permission from the Secretary of State.

2 Cannot be done if disallowed by a notice exhibited by order of the Secretary of State or a constable.


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Sheepie

"anything you're going to sale"?

Mark

I think it's fair to say that this has been a dark month for my spelling and grammar. I shall do better next time.

Benjamin

I went to Speaker's Corner once.

There was no-one there.


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