Replacement Fruits

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A friend / acquaintance of mine who happens to be a nurse told me the other day that the official line about having to eat five fruit or vegetables a day is a lie. What you should be doing is eating eight fruits a day, but the government thought everyone would give up if they tried this so they just told everyone to eat five. I suppose the idea is that there'll be a gradual fruit creep over the years till at some point in 2050 we'll all be on eight fruits a day. I'm not sure which idea I dislike more, that I know have to eat eight fruit a day, that the government lies to us, or that as a population we're incapable of eating eight fruits a day. Anyway, that's besides the point. The point is, we need to be eating more fruit and vegetables and the best way of doing this is to become slightly more liberal over what a fruit actually is. Here's my proposed, revised fruit and vegetable list.

  1. Fruits.
  2. Vegetables.
  3. Vegetables that are technically fruits.
  4. Things that rhyme with tomato.
  5. Fruits that are technically vegetables.
  6. E numbers 140-149, 530-549, 930-949.
  7. Anything with palm trees on the packaging.
  8. Smaller animals.
  9. Cillit Bang

Your Comments

Matthew

I'm disappointed you haven't included steak. So juicy it must be fruit...

On the whole Steve Chalke thing: "Jesus was an activist before he was a preacher": I don't know what gospel he's reading, but the first thing mine record him doing once he begins his ministry is preaching a message of repentance. Unless you count being a carpenter as being an activist.

Hollywood Hartwell

Ok, this isn't about this but your link on the right.


"Creationism is a load of garbage," Chalke declares.

mmmmmmm....

the real Phil Brown

that's shocking. is he saying God didn't create the world in any way, or..?

Mark

I'll leave the response till I respond to Chalke indepth. But at to Matthew, you're right, steak certainly is a vegetable. or a Fruit. or something. As are Juicy Fruit sweets.

the real Phil Brown

what about tutti fruttis?

Mark

Too camp.

the real Phil Brown

email chalkey, kev: enquiries@oasisuk.org
I did

the real Phil Brown

got a reply from the oasis trust, Chalke was misquoted, and if you visit this page on their site - it's there response

the real Phil Brown

I mean "their" response

Sheepie

I thought there was some survey saying the benefits of eating fruit and veg peak at 3, and after that there's not much point.


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