"So, pool, it's a lot like your life. No. I mean really. No listen. Imagine that the yellow and red balls are like periods of your life, and the white ball is like, uh, death. No wait, no it's probably Jesus. Yeah, but the black ball is death. So yeah, when you've potted all the periods of your life the only thing left is the black ball, which is sin. I mean death. Yeah. Death fits. And then that goes down and there's nothing left. Except the white, but you know what I mean. Anyway, you can't get rid of the black ball yourself, like pick it up or something because that'd be a foul, and that'd just make things worse, somehow. So you have to pot it right to finish right? But that means death or sin or general badness yeah? So, what happens if someone else came along and took the ball away. Someone who was perfect and didn't have his own black ball? Yeah?"
Next week: How falling apart table tennis tables are actually a good analogy for the Trinity.
Off topic comments can and will be deleted Gareth. Don't make me get deleting on your ass.
Don't be silly, this website isn't for Mark to actually tell us anything about himself and his life...
Obviously you are the silly one Benjamin
She's like Dan Jolley, I'm told... And whoop-whoop-huzzah for Markey fun posts being back!
I hear she's like Dom Jolley.
Wait we are talking about YOUR MOTHER aren't we?</burn>
This post would have made far more sense if I hadn't have mis-read the title as 'How to prove you're a good youth worker #1. Forced apologies'
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Mark, I think the world needs to know...who is your girlfriend?
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