"Werewolves are not zombies, nor even undead, and so outside of the scope of this lecture, but as you have asked so politely...
"The common werewolf can only transform at most thirteen times a year. They abhor crowded and busy places and will happily eat a cow or a sheep as a man. Given the low number of werewolf sightings, which due to hysteria is probably much inflated, and the common-sense measures any man can take at full-moon, the chances of being bitten by a werewolf, and bitten enough to start they lycanthrope process in them, is so low as to make the fear of it laughable. If government practice was to provide secure accommodation for werewolves during the full-moon as opposed to their current failure of a policy we could cure the disease within a few generations. Let us worry about graver threats"
Lectures on a Christian Response to the Current Plague of the Undead Especially Concerning the Particular Terror Towards the Zombie - Rev. Dr F.H. Graves
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