Regarding the below entry and my comment about jokes about the Wikipedia page for Church of God; I did write a hilariously funny series of jokes about alternative names for that page (seriously, it was the best thing in the world ever, you would have wet yourself seven times over) but I felt it was fairly unhelpful to publish an entry making cheap shots about God's church. However, in researching this I did stumble across this heart-warming entry. The Worldwide Church of God was, when first setup, a fairly boringly heretical movement. All the standard "Rome is the babylonian whore, we are the one true church, our prophet is the best prophet ever, we have the real truth" stuff with the typical "we need all your money if you want to go to heaven, and your wife too" postscript. Terrible stuff, but not particularly original.
Anyway, the reason it's particularly heart-warming is because when the first one true prophet died, the successor, rather than asking for more money, sex and worship, instead told everyone that the last guy was wrong and they needed to repent their ways and change their beliefs and bring them more in line with the rest of Evangelical Christianity. Even more surprisingly, it actually worked.
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