I think this year is the year I've survived longest without getting insanely bothered by Christmas songs. This is possibly good. I also discovered a theory about crackers that I would like to share, but will take some doing. I also discovered that all good Christmas songs have at least a line about Christ's second coming. I also discovered that I still hate sprouts.
(I remember once when I was about eight being told by my teacher that I should not start every sentence with the same phrase, as it sounded like I was a small hyperactive child telling a story. I told her that also I was a small hyperactive child telling a story. She replied to this that this didn't matter, because if I was old enough to be so cheeky I was old enough to write better. This was ridiculous I told her, as Much A Do About Nothing's second act has every line starting with the phrase "I protest". This successfully silenced her for about a minute before she said "No, I think you mean Othello", to which I replied "No, she left of her own accord". Sensing the surrealness of the conversation, the classroom caught fire and paradoxed in on itself, resetting history to something much more likely.)
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