I was all set to, but then I realised that this would start be down the unavoidable path that would lead to the second single having a clever cover version of an 80's classic written as a b-side at the bequest of a friend, that while smart and hip, was never intended to be played live or even played at all. Knowing this, and also knowing that my skills at being a rock star were so incredible that it was impossible for me not to develop a massive fan base who would be so devoted that they would track down all my early works, and due to the power of the internet share them all on the internet, I decided that I would rather live a life of obscurity that face every night seeing one drunk and slightly sweaty man yelling out in between every single song —and the quiet bits of the killer acoustic number that would feature in a thousand and a major (but yet underground) smash hit film— "PLAY KARMA CHAMELEON".
And that is the real reason why I never became a rock star.
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